1- No one gets in the hot tub without my permission.
(I don’t care if I’m not home. I have a cell phone.
And no, texting me “I’m gonna get in the hot tub” doesn’t count).
2- No glass around the hot tub.
(I’ve seen this on many a hot tub sign at hotels so I imagine it must be important).
3- Everyone must shower or pass a “Are You Clean” test (administered by Me) before entering the hot tub.
(I don’t care if this embarrasses your friends and really I can’t believe you even said that…..
Who raised you anyway?)
4- Someone Who Isn’t Me must keep the hot tub amazingly clean.
(Using as few smelly dry your skin out chemicals as possible).
5- No mixed gender hot tub parties in hot tub.
(I’m not arguing about this. Talk to your father).
6- No inviting the dogs into the hot tub. (I don’t expect they’d like it anyway).
7- No one allowed in the hot tub unless Scott or I are home. Period.
8- No bubble bath in the hot tub.
(Personally I think this would be rather interesting, though I suspect it may have a negative effect on the tub’s workings….)
After some moment’s thought I realize I can’t actually think of a number nine.
Dear Reader- prepare yourself for a My Hot Tub Rules Part II sometime in the future.